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10 - INT 11 - JADE'S HOUSE - THURSDAY NIGHT (CONT) BABYSHAM
ALAN
BABYSHAM
LEON
JADE
ALAN
JADE
BABYSHAM
Babysham storms off. Others follow. Leon looks down. Shrugs. Follows. Wipe to: 11 - EXT 34 - CRICKET INN ROAD - THURSDAY NIGHT Shot of tarmac. Babysham's motorbike boots step in, then Alan's sensible brown things, then Jade's black 1" heeled ankle-boots, then Leon with damp grey falling-down socks only. Pan to see them stepping over the zombie corpse of Mayburn. Pull up to reveal them walking over and looking up at Hyde Park flats. Dramatic music. Letitia's is the only lit window. Suddenly a form flies from the window, arms waving. It is Eric in cat form. Complete with cat squeal. Cut to him landing on all fours, tail aloft. He looks up at Babysham and licks his paw. JADE
BABYSHAM
LEON
ALAN
ERIC
ALAN
As they talk, they begin to subtly surround Eric. BABYSHAM
ERIC
BABYSHAM
ERIC
BABYSHAM
ALAN
ERIC
BABYSHAM
ALAN
ERIC
Babysham is stood on Eric's tail. BABYSHAM
ERIC
BABYSHAM
ERIC
BABYSHAM
ERIC
Babysham releases Eric. ERIC
BABYSHAM
ALAN
LEON
ERIC
ALAN
ERIC
BABYSHAM
ERIC
The "Madame" comes at the same time as the "Madame" in the green stream. JADE
ERIC
JADE
ERIC
JADE
LEON
ERIC
LEON
ERIC
LEON
ERIC
BABYSHAM
12 - INT 31 - HYDE PARK FLATS LANDING - JUST BEFORE DAWN Babysham leads Jade, Alan and Leon up the stairs to Letitia's flat. LEON
BABYSHAM
LEON
Babysham buzzes the buzzer.
Shot of Babysham's magnified eye gives way to Babysham pressed against air as the door is opened. Babysham adjusts his weight to avoid toppling over. Tinker stands at the door. TINKER
BABYSHAM
TINKER
BABYSHAM
TINKER
BABYSHAM
TINKER
BABYSHAM
TINKER
BABYSHAM
TINKER
BABYSHAM
TINKER
BABYSHAM
TINKER
BABYSHAM
TINKER
BABYSHAM
TINKER
BABYSHAM
TINKER
BABYSHAM
TINKER
BABYSHAM
TINKER
The door shuts. ALAN
BABYSHAM
LEON
BABYSHAM
LEON
BABYSHAM
LEON
ALAN
LEON
BABYSHAM
LEON
JADE
ALAN
BABYSHAM
LEON
BABYSHAM
The end of this scene coincides with the end of the scene on the green stream. 13 - EXT 36 - DEVONSHIRE GREEN - MORNING Marshalls in yellow jackets are erecting plastic barriers and taping parts off. We pan/track through the scene to conclude on a shot of the book shop Rare 'n' Racy. As we stop our pan, Babysham, Alan, Jade and Leon enter shot from the opposite side. They stop in front of the building. Leon looks into the window. Babysham looks up the building. Alan and Jade look around the place. The four enter, and we tilt up the building to the second floor (in English money). Fade to black (to coincide again). 14 - EXT 42 - UNIVERSITY ARTS TOWER - MORNING Establish. The top should merge with the clouds. 15 - INT 43 - ARTS TOWER PATERNOSTER - MORNING Filmed in grainy hand-held black & white '60s verité style. There should be a real sense of chaos in this tiny lift, with the cameraman having to dodge all manner of people. GOD (comp-gen Dennis Potter with the voice of Brian Blessed) is being groomed by a throng of courtiers, preparing him for his state visit. God wears a broad black suit with a thin black tie. He carries a copy of the script. He has a female escort, JACKIE (Julia Sawalha). She wears a big black wig, a pink Jackie O coat and the obligatory sunglasses. The suggestion is that it is the real Jackie O. GABRIEL (Byrne) has a broad grey suit and a thick grey tie. He has a crew-cut and big specs, and we're going for a hint of Kissinger with him. HELEN (Julia Davis) is a different Helen to the one at the police station. A little confusing perhaps, but there you go. She's essentially the same floor-manager character as the Helen in the ANS Documentary, but played by someone else. The rest of the throng are just crew (make-up, wardrobe et al). GABRIEL
GOD
GABRIEL
GOD
HELEN
GOD
HELEN
GOD
HELEN
GOD
HELEN
GOD
HELEN
GOD
GABRIEL
GOD
HELEN
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GOD
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GOD
GABRIEL
GOD
HELEN
GOD
HELEN
A flash map comes up on screen. Its appearence coincides with the change of scene in the other stream. It's a map of the Devonshire Quarter. As Helen speaks, appropriate visuals accompany her (cut-out Robert Winstons and David Blunketts etc). When no visuals are forthcoming, flash up trivia on a tickertape. HELEN (VO)
GOD (VO)
HELEN (VO)
GOD (VO)
HELEN (VO)
GOD (VO)
HELEN (VO)
GOD (VO)
HELEN (VO)
GOD (VO)
HELEN (VO)
GOD (VO)
HELEN (VO)
GOD (VO)
HELEN (VO)
GOD (VO)
HELEN (VO)
GOD (VO)
HELEN (VO)
GOD (VO)
HELEN (VO)
GOD (VO)
HELEN (VO)
GOD (VO)
Back to the lift at the same moment that Chris goes outside in the other stream. GOD
GABRIEL
GOD
GABRIEL
The lift reaches the top of the building and shuffles along to prepare for the descent. Around the lift is a brilliant white limbo shining into it, and Gabriel hands God a pair of Jackie O sunglasses to counter the glare. GOD
God puts on the sunglasses at the same moment that the dwarf is revealed
to us in the green stream.
GOD
GABRIEL
GOD
GABRIEL
GOD
GABRIEL
GOD
Cut (in stream-synch) to: 16 - INT 47 - CITY HALL STAIRS BAR / LOBBY - DAY ECU of pernod, lemonade, raspberries and sponge-cake being blended by a hand-blender. When we pull out, it is being operated by Mark Steel in a waiter's uniform. Mark pours out the blended mixture into a cocktail shaker which he pulls out from behind the bar. He closes the shaker and begins to shake it about all Tom Cruise -like. Two black-cowled figures sit at the bar with their backs to us. Mark catches the shaker and pours its contents into a martini glass. He adds a little clichéd decoration and shoves it left to the left figure. The left figure (whose face we don't see) drinks as we pan left and crane down the stairs past Alistair McGowan doing his Robert Winston / Grouch Marx thing in the direction of Tim Brook-Taylor as a comedy mayor. We continue down the stairs and into the lobby where various minor celebs and extras mill in formal attire drinking garish cocktails from martini glasses. Suddenly, a brilliant light fills the lobby. Everyone turns to the doors to see God and his aides. Everyone gets to their knees. GOD
Shot of the bar to see one of the cowled figures with his finger at his ear. He taps the other and they get up. Back in the lobby, Winston and the Mayor approach God. MAYOR
Jeanette Winterson in Welsh "national dress" drags into the room a 6ft tall pony covered in pink icing. GOD
PONY
GOD
The two cowled figures enter from each side and stand by God and his party. GOD
One of the figures (still cowled) played by Vincent Kartheiser. VINCENT
GOD
17 - EXT 36 - DEV GREEN: RARE & RACY - DAY Establish. With crowds. 18 - INT 48 - UPSTAIRS, RARE & RACY - NOONISH Babysham, Jade, Leon and Alan are here. Babysham is at the window, peering
out to see what's happening down in the street below. Leon is flicking
through chess books beneath him. Alan is peering about aimlessly. Jade
is reading some art book.
ALAN
BABYSHAM
LEON
BABYSHAM
ALAN
BABYSHAM
LEON
BABYSHAM
ALAN
Shot out of the window, looking across the green to the skate-board enclosure. Letitia, Bhuvana, David (in human form), and Tinker are there, surrounding Stew. BABYSHAM
ALAN
BABYSHAM
ALAN
JADE
ALAN
BABYSHAM
ALAN
LEON
BABYSHAM
LEON
BABYSHAM
Babysham has found "Rajatarangini" by Kalhana, "The King Hunt" by Cozen, and "Play the Queen's Gambit" by Marovic. He takes them over to a counter in the far corner. His dealings are unheard. BABYSHAM
ALAN
BABYSHAM
ALAN
BABYSHAM
JADE
ALAN
JADE
Leon returns with his books in a paper bag. LEON
JADE
LEON
BABYSHAM
LEON
BABYSHAM
They head off to the stairs and we focus on a postcard of the brickwork
miner that's been pinned to the wall.
19 - EXT 1 - SNIG HILL & ENVIRONS - DAY Crane shot of brickwork miner. Pull out / left and establish Babysham's offices and the Police Station. Then arc around, with the Woollens for Signs sign and the Ski Slope in the background. Long arcing track that eventually settles on Peel House. Over it we have: JOHN PEEL (VO)
The door to Peel House opens, and John Peel appears carrying plastic bags full of Halloweenish items. He wears a Walkman. JOHN PEEL (VO)
John struggles along the ramp to West Bar, and passes Peel & Co on the corner. We see the Fire Museum and the Court House in the background. JOHN PEEL (VO)
He struggles to cross the pelican crossing. JOHN PEEL (VO)
Fade to black. 20 - EXT 37 - BARKER'S POOL - DAY The City Hall is covered in scaffolding, which gives us some good vantage points for the cameras later. For now, we will drape bunting over it and banners saying "God is Good" and that sort of thing. Crowds are gathered all around. The two cowled figures exit the City Hall, followed by God, Jackie, Gabriel and Helen. One of the cowled figures talks silently at an ear-piece, though we can't see their faces. An armour-plated Citroën 2CV pulls up. God looks somewhat pissed off. GOD
GABRIEL
GOD
God shuffles down the steps and gets into the car with Jackie, with one of the cowled men in the driving seat. HELEN
GABRIEL
God is having an argument with the cowled driver. HELEN
GABRIEL
The car turns over a few times before starting. Cloud of blue smoke. The car moves onwards and the crowds go wild. Mix to: 21 - EXT 36 - DEVONSHIRE GREEN - DAY Open with a crane shot. Lots of crowds (eagle eyed viewers will see both sets of our heroes in the crowd, with this stream's set over on the south side). Closer on Babysham, Alan, Jade and Leon make their way through the crowds. JADE
ALAN
LEON
ALAN
LEON
BABYSHAM
LEON
BABYSHAM
LEON
They approach the edge of the skate park. Babysham and Leon nod at each other. 22 - EXT 38 - SKATE PARK - DAY David, Bhuvana, Letitia and Tinker stand around Stew, looking over the crowds. Stew looks bored. STEW
BHUVANA
Babysham and Leon leap into the arena. Babysham holds Buffy. Leon holds a pistol of some kind. Babysham points at Bhuvana. Leon points at David. Rare & Racy should be in their potential firing line. BABYSHAM
BHUVANA
She waves. LEON
STEW
David checks a pocket watch, then ushers Stew over. Stew sticks two fingers up at his former captors as he walks across. BHUVANA
LETITIA
Babysham melts slightly. Leon clicks his gun in that way that guns seem to do to step up the tension. Wide shot to include the parade route, with police motorbikes approaching. 23 - EXT 36 - DEV GREEN - DAY An armour-plated open-top Citroën 2CV trundles slowly along the road between adoring crowds. There are police motorbikes at each end. God waves a bit. So does Jackie. GOD
High shot of crowds. GOD (VO)
24 - EXT 38 - SKATE PARK - DAY LETITIA
Babysham lowers his gun. BABYSHAM
LEON
STEW
BABYSHAM
LETITIA
LEON
BABYSHAM
25 - EXT 36 - DEV GREEN: DIVISION STREET - DAY In the 2CV:
ALEX
26 - EXT 38 - SKATE PARK - DAY Leon has pulled from his pocket some special ammo and loads it into his gun. LEON
He fires four shots in quick succession. People are stood so that his
firing arc need only be very narrow: Tinker then Bhuvana then Letitia then
David. Bhuvana and David react subtly.
27 - EXT 36 - DEV GREEN: DIV STREET - DAY ALEX
This scene is shot from the front seat. Hand-held, wide-angle.
From this point on, the soundtrack is highly muffled like it's underwater or something, and a growing Eraserhead throb will merge with it and eventually drown it out. Beyond all the chaos we begin to focus our attention towards the skate park. Long distance reverse angle to: 28 - EXT 38 - SKATE PARK - DAY We're looking beyond Babysham and Leon towards Tinker, Bhuvana, Letitia
and David.
LETITIA
But we concentrate on Bhuvana leaning her head and looking betrayed. She clutches her wound, and mercury dribbles from it. Babysham points Buffy at Leon. He looks shocked and questions Leon. Barely audible: LEON
Babysham lowers his weapon slightly, looking confused.
29 - EXT 36 - DIV STREET - AFTERNOON Robert Winston is tending to the very dead God, while Jackie is shocked and apoplectic. Alex (with his cowl down) is sweating a lot and rocking. Vincent Kartheiser (cowl down) has come to assist him. There is evidently some sort of familial bond between the two as Vincent tries to comfort Alex. At the side of the road, STEVE LAMACQ sits on the kerb wearing a pacamac. This is not central to the shot. There are other people about the place, visibly upset (this scene synched with green stream). Stew reaches the roadside. He is clearly anxious. He dashes out into the road to the 2CV. Armed police click onto him and a red dot of light shines on his forehead. He doesn't stop at all, but he is recognised, and the weapons are dropped. As he runs up to the car, we crane up. In the distance we see Alan reaching the road edge. From high up in a soaring pan, we see the skate park, where Babysham is sat down looking lost, Jade is tending him. Tinker is tentatively kicking the dead corpse of Bhuvana. Letitia is hammering on the chest of David, all a-sob. Slowly, and not initially apparent, we begin to follow the route of
a figure in the crowd. It is STEVE DAVIS. He carries a cue-case.
30 - EXT 37 - BARKER'S POOL - AFTERNOON After a brief pursuit, Steve loses Leon in the throng. Shot from behind, he escapes the throng into a clearing at the taxi rank. He looks about, visibly annoyed before heading off down towards Fargate. 31 - EXT 39 - SURREY STREET / TUDOR SQUARE - AFTERNOON Steve paces along Surrey Street. There's an insanely large number of phone boxes here, and Steve checks each one for signs of Leon. Rather, he finds that each box contains an extra. Each extra should be (not obviously) dressed in Village-issue clothing (another Prisoner reference) with number badge and appropriate hair-cuts. Steve moves on into Tudor Square and strides purposefully towards the Crucible. Note: all these shots should be put together in such a way as to NOT show the Winter Garden or the lack of the Egg Box. No deep reason for this. Just directorial preference. Steve opens the door to the Crucible with a modest amount of effort, and enters. 32 - INT 51 - CRUCIBLE THEATRE LOBBYNESS - AFTERNOON We follow from a discrete distance as Steve heads up the stairs to that lovely multicoloured carpet, and off towards the purple door. He goes through some doors towards the Gent's toilet over there. 33 - INT 52 - CRUCIBLE THEATRE TOILETS - AFTERNOON He enters, checks no-one is in the cubicles (they aren't) and locks
the door. He steps up the urinal and puts his cue case on the windowsill.
He opens the window.
Steve begins to assemble his curious weapon. 34 - EXT 40 - CRUCIBLE FROM THE EAST - AFTERNOON Shot from the Post Office or somewhere, we have an establishing shot of the Crucible, concentrating on the window where Steve is. We can barely see him until we move to a closer shot. 35 - INT 52 - CRUCIBLE TOILETS - AFTERNOON Shot, from a distance, of Steve at work.
We shoot out the window. Start to the right of the view and slowly pan left: Sheffield Hallam Uni, Park Hill, Pond's Forge, Castle Square, the end of Norfolk Street... 36 - EXT 40 - CRUCIBLE - AFTERNOON Shot through window of Steve aiming. 37 - INT 52 - TOILETS - AFTERNOON We pan back a little to Castle Square. Eagle eyed viewers might notice John Peel walking up the hill with his bags. Shot of Steve firing his gun. 38 - EXT 41 - CASTLE SQUARE - AFTERNOON We take a fast, tunnel-vision zoom towards an approaching bus, which
explodes slightly and veers right into the tram-tracks at the centre of
the square.
After a beat, a flaming column of greenish gas fires up into the air about 100 yards, causing all the windows about to explode. The soundtrack explodes into a delicate Philip Glass piece. A tracking crane shot circumnavigates the column, starting high and reducing in height with the diminishing column. We reverse our crane up one of the radial roads to give a wider angle of the scene as the flaming column dies away into the hole. There is chaos all around the edge of the traffic island. The island itself is no more. Rather there is a perfect circle of nothingness, beneath which is some sort of dark bunker. We track forwards again and start circling once more. We crane back up as frightened and lightly charred people peer into the hole. One of them is clearly John Peel. As we crane up we can see the interior of the hole: It is a huge circlular chamber. Around the edges are dead light-fittings that are now on fire. At the centre, the flaming wreck of the bus acts as a girderwork base for a glittering vertical stainless-steel tram-frame. The flames have cleaned up the metal and it is now a really pretty sculpture. The remains of the bus glow orange and there is fire at the heart of the sculpture. The floor is a sea of oil that is burning beautifully. We circle the hole, gaining height. Everything in there is glinting in the daylight. More and more people are congregating around the edge. We take a tracking shot around the rim, focussing on the sculpture. At its heart, water is now pumping up, dowsing the flames. Then, from the spouting water we see the head of Leon, all wet, eyes shut. The platform he is on rotates in the opposite direction to the camera movement. Assorted crane shots from different angles as Leon rises up the centre of the sculpture. We shoot another tracking shot, this time across the road level so as not to see in the hole. Leon emerges over the horizon. As his face comes into view and his head emerges from the pit fully, Leon opens his eyes to stare straight into the camera. Cut to a tracking crane that will follow Leon's ascent. Leon is stood on a stainless steel helix base that is rising up from the ground. His arms are crossed over his chest. His eyes are still shut on this camera. As Leon's whole body emerges from the hole, wind billows his coat, and he opens his arms into a cruciform pose. We watch from the crowd. Alan and Marty appear at either side of us, awestruck. John Peel is also looking on. As Leon rises further, a darkness begins to envelope the scene. People look up and so do we. A huge flying saucer is manouvering itself overhead. It is a similar specification to the one from ANS 7. From the edge of the saucer, a white-metal sheath ring begins to descend. Crowds are aghast. There is a helicopterish wind causing them trouble. The ring is coming down at the same rate that Leon is rising. The crowd disperse so as not to be under the ring. A hole at the centre of the base of the saucer opens up over Leon, and
a brilliant blue-white light shines down.
The ring touches down at the edge of the hole to make a presentable rim (rather than the broken road-surface of before), and then the arms that lowered it begin to retract back into the saucer. A moment after the ring touches down, Leon is consumed by the ship. As the pedastol reaches the ship, there is a white corona flare and then the light is gone. The ship spins on the pedastal as the arms fully retract. The ship raises slightly, and then whizzes off at speed, with a flash of white light. Now, we see that the sculpture at the centre of the hole rises a good way into the sky as a stainless steel double helix thing. We have a succession of increasingly distant shots of this new towering sculpture; most notably from Park Hill, and eventually from Manor Top, with the lodge in shot also. Pan to the window where Babysham was at the start of the episode. 39 - INT 40 - MANOR LODGE - CLOSE TO DUSK Babysham shuts his book again, takes the remote control, points it at
the screen (which shows this very footage) and presses pause.
[INSERT: Babysham turns around to face us. He speaks in Twin Peaks reverse-film language (no subs). BABYSHAM
He winks at camera, then lasers it out with his eye. For this we will mix in genuine footage of a camera burning out due to laser exposure, adapted as required.] The insert screen (which started off as the fireplace) sets on fire
(despite the pause effect).
Subtly mix to: 40 - EXT 33 - MANOR TOP - JUST AFTER DAWN A very white sky. Tilt to incorperate the edge of a sunrise. A V-formation of geese fly straight down the shot towards the orange tinge and beyond. They usher in a reverse credits roll (red and black text; just the cast for this stream). The sunrise footage is in reverse, and as the credits roll, the sky darkens and the credits lighten. Music: Pulp - "Sheffield: Sex City" After the credits, cut to a blue card with a white address on it (left
justify):
CONTINUITY ANNOUNCER (VO)
The screen sucks into the black abyss of a switched-off cathode ray
(complete with the whistle of cooling valves).
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