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Episode 0: A New Soap

Chris Cartwright
CHRISTIAN SLATER

Jim Barrett
CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON

Stew Jester
EWAN MCGREGOR

Ant Walden
BEN KINGSLEY

Leon Protznedvic
JEAN RENO

Tomy Hodgkinson
ROBBIE COLTRAINE

Alex Jefferson
VINCENT PEREZ

Alan Quinn
HUGH HOPPER

Babysham
GUY PEARCE

Economics
PHIL DANIELS

Midge Wainwright
MEL GIEDROYC

Jim Orson
KEVIN SPACEY

Esteban Seville
GUY SINER

Kevin
ANDY HAMILTON

Barnie Nielson
PAM FERRIS

Episode 1: The Crystal of Enderon

Jim Barrett
CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON

Stew Jester
EWAN MCGREGOR

Babysham
GUY PEARCE

J3PO
ANGUS DEAYTON

Stan Roberts
FRED WARD

Alex Jefferson
VINCENT PEREZ

James Bond
PIERS BROSNAN

Mitch Carabina
MERYL STREEP

Jane of Algor
GABY ROSLIN

Jim Orson
KEVIN SPACEY

Leon Protznedvic
JEAN RENO

Siddor
MARK CURRY

Dagar Omra di Tetsoowt
MATTHEW PERRY

Esteban Seville
GUY SINER

Carl Chapman
BILL NIGHY

Chris Cartwright
CHRISTIAN SLATER

Rod, Lord of Maygar
PETER DAVISON

Ant Walden
BEN KINGSLEY

"Karen"
HELEN ATKINSON-WOOD

Sarah Wriggley
SIGOURNEY WEAVER

John Pendlebury
GARETH BOWLEY

Tim
BURT KWOUK

Laura
LAURA CALLAND

Alan Quinn
HUGH HOPPER

Midge Wainwright
MEL GIEDROYC

Hannah Stocksbridge
ANNABEL GILES

Dale Winton
DALE WINTON

AX3
DOMINICK DIAMOND

Yvette Givenchy
JULIETTE BINOCHE

Craig Branwell
TOM CRUISE

Death
BOB HOLNESS

Sister Stephanie
SARAH LANCAHSIRE

Han Duet
STEPHEN TOMPKINSON

Anna Barrett
JULIA CARLING

Elsise Tenner
CAMERON DIAZ

Jemimah Orson
JANET ELLIS

Princess Rae
RICKI LAKE

Ivy Haughton
SUE PERKINS

Sam Ferris
KIT HESKETH-HARVEY

with
ANNA FORD
as the Announcer

and
A-HA as themselves
 

Episode 2: The Search for Tosh

Stew Jester
EWAN MCGREGOR

Jim Barrett
CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON

Alex Jefferson
VINCENT PEREZ

Leon Protznedvic
JEAN RENO

Sarah Michelle Gellar
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR

Che F. Gurdwara
ART MALIK

Mary Magdalen
JANET ELLIS

Babysham
GUY PEARCE

Chris Cartwright
CHRISTIAN SLATER

Han Duet
STEPHEN TOMPKINSON

Daevid Allen
DAEVID ALLEN

Carlos Santana
CARLOS SANTANA

Mr Frizzard
CLIVE DUNN

Alana Cox
SHIRLEY MANSON

AX3
Dominic Diamond

Pontius Pilate
JOHN THAW

Midge Wainwright
MEL GIEDROYC

Barnie Nielson
PAM FERRIS

William G. Stewart
WILLIAM G. STEWART

Craig T. Nelson
CRAIG T. NELSON

The Chairman
NICHOLAS PARSONS

The Dungeon Master
PAUL DANIELS

Igor
GEOFF DREWITT

Hannah Stocksbridge
ANNABEL GILES

Anna Barrett
JULIA CARLING

Death
BOB HOLNESS

Sarah Wriggley
SIGOURNEY WAEVER

Dale Winton
DALE WINTON

with

ANNA FORD
as the Announcer

JOHN CLEESE
as the Narrator

and the cast of
SUNSET BEACH




Episode 3: Fred Harris

Stew Jester
EWAN MCGREGOR

Leon Protznedvic
JEAN RENO

Jim Barrett
FRANK SKINNER

Alex Jefferson
VINCENT PEREZ

Fred Harris
FRED HARRIS

John Pendlebury
GARETH BOWLEY

Rod, Lord of Maygar
PETER DAVISON

The Wicked Witch
VIOLET BERLIN

Johnny Ball
JOHNNY BALL

J3PO
ANGUS DEAYTON

Bad Influence
MICHAEL ELPHICK

Roy Walker
ROY WOOD

Jane of Algor
GABY ROSLIN

Siddor
MARK CURRY

Fridge
TIM ROTH

Jim Orson
KEVIN SPACEY

Esteban Seville
GUY SINER

The Good Witch Yoni
GILLI SMYTH

Gus Mason
BILL BAILEY

Caroline Burnholm
HEATHER NOVA

Gordon Frizzard
RUSSELL SENIOR

Alan Quinn
HUGH HOPPER

Dagar Omra di Tetsoowt
MATTHEW PERRY

with
ANNA FORD
as the Announcer

and
JOHN CLEESE
as the Narrator

Episode 4: The Caribbean Special

Stew Jester
EWAN MCGREGOR

Leon Protznedvic
JEAN RENO

Alex Jefferson
VINCENT PEREZ

Jim Barrett
FRANK SKINNER

Stan Roberts
FRED WARD

Caroline Burnholm
HEATHER NOVA

Gus Mason
BILL BAILEY

Gordon Frizzard
RUSSELL SENIOR

Tomy Hodgkinson
ROBBIE COLTRAINE

Babysham
GUY PEARCE

Carl Chapman
BILL NIGHY

Gilbert the Gecko
JEREMY IRONS

J3PO
ANGUS DEAYTON

Economics
PHIL DANIELS

Postman Walsh
WILLIAM HURT

Esteban Seville
GUY SINER

Siddor
MARK CURRY

Rita Poole
NICOLA WALKER

Rod, Lord of Maygar
PETER DAVISON

Jane of Algor
GABY ROSLIN

Barnie Nielson
PAM FERRIS

A/V Woman
JUDI DENCH

Con-Man
BILL ODDIE

Mitch Carabina
MERYL STREEP

Fred Harris
FRED HARRIS

Midge Wainwright
MEL GIEDROYC

Chris Cartwright
CHRISTIAN SLATER

Jim Orson
KEVIN SPACEY

Alan Quinn
HUGH HOPPER

Ant Walden
BEN KINGSLEY

Farmer
BRIAN CANT

Berlin
VIOLET BERLIN

Sally-Anne
DEBORAH MCANDREW

Anna Barrett
JULIA CARLING

Elsie Tenner
CAMERON DIAZ

Ivy Haughton
SUE PERKINS

with
ANNA FORD
as the Narrator

Episode 5: The Prequel

Dagar Omra di Tetsoowt
EWAN MCGREGOR

Rick Olé
JEAN RENO

Jam-Jar Biggs
VINCENT PEREZ

First Old Woman
GLENDA JACKSON

Second Old Woman
HELEN ATKINSON-WOOD

Carol-Zeeg di Tetsoowt
HEATHER NOVA

Yoga
BEN KINGSLEY

Jack Barrett
CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON

Siddor
FRANK SKINNER

Darth Unpleasant
GUY SINER

Shotgun
NEIL PEARSON

Farmer
BRIAN CANT

J3PO
ANGUS DEAYTON

Samuel Beckett
SCOTT BAKULA

Al
DEAN STOCKWELL

The Duck
ROBERT WYATT

Darth Castrate
MARK CURRY

A/V Woman
JUDI DENCH

Con-Man
BILL ODDIE

Queen Paté
NICOLA WALKER

Babysham
GUY PEARCE

Stan Roberts
FRED WARD

Urchin Stan
JAKE LLOYD

Nick Brunswick
BILL BAILEY

Old Omra
MATTHEW PERRY

Anna Barrett
JULIA CARLING

First ZFD
ANNA FORD

Second ZFD
GERMAINE GREER

Third ZFD
JILLY COOPER

Jemimah Orson
JANET ELLIS

Igor
GEOFF DREWITT

Taverner
FRED HARRIS

Miller
GARETH BOWLEY

Blacksmith
EDDIE IZZARD

Woman on Bus
CAROL VORDERMAN

Comissioner Gordon
GREG MAY

Hay-Bails Organs
KEVIN SPACEY

Darth Walsh
WILLIAM HURT

Gi-Gi
MERYL STREEP

The Poker
DAVE ALLEN

Mother
MADHUR JAFFREY

and
THE TIME TEAM
as themselves
 




 Episode 6: Jim v Siddor

Jim Barrett
FRANK SKINNER

Alex Jefferson
VINCENT PEREZ

Leon Protznedvic
JEAN RENO

Caroline Burnholm
HEATHER NOVA

Sally-Anne
DEBORAH MCANDREW

Siddor
MARK CURRY

Sid Waddell
SID WADDELL

The Voice of God
BRIAN BLESSED

Babysham
GUY PEARCE

Chris Cartwright
CHRISTIAN SLATER

Craig Branwell
TOM CRUISE

Anna Barrett
JULIA CARLING

Tony Green
TONY GREEN

Stew Jester
EWAN MCGREGOR

Tim
BURT KWOUK

Alan Quinn
HUGH HOPPER

Jim Orson
KEVIN SPACEY

Ant Walden
BEN KINGSLEY

Esteban Seville
GUY SINER

Elsie MacTavish
VANESSA FELTZ

Gregory Jester
DENNIS TAYLOR

Mrs Jester
CHRISTA AKROYD
AMANDA BARRIE
CLAIRE FRISBY
HARRIET HARMAN
UNA STUBBS

with the vocal talents of
JOHN CLEESE,
ANNA FORD
and
JOHN PEEL

Episode 7: The Final Episode

JOHN CLEESE
introduces an
ALL STAR CAST

Stew Jester
EWAN MCGREGOR

Alan Quinn
HUGH HOPPER

Jim Barrett
FRANK SKINNER

Sally-Anne Yorke
DEBORAH MCANDREW

Alan's Date
JULIET LANDAU

Mr Frizzard
CLIVE DUNN

Robert Wyatt
ROBERT WYATT

Carloine Burnholm
HEATHER NOVA

Alex Jefferson
VINCENT PEREZ

Leon Protznedvic
JEAN RENO

Alana Cox
SHIRLEY MANSON

Siddor
MARK CURRY

Babysham
GUY PEARCE

Zed Yorke
JOHNNY DEPP

Berlin
VIOLET BERLIN

The Voice of God
BRIAN BLESSED

Burt Camembert
DAEVID ALLEN

Kiki "Willow" Rosenberg
Alyson Hannigan

Rita Poole
NICOLA WALKER

Farmer
BRIAN CANT

Postman
WILLIAM HURT

Peter Simon
PETER SIMON

"Karen"
HELEN ATKINSON-WOOD

Johnny Ball
JOHNNY BALL

James Bond
PIERS BROSNAN

Lucy
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR

Fred Harris
FRED HARRIS

The Good Witch Yoni
GILLI SMYTH

Mitch Carabina
MERYL STREEP

Han Duet
STEPHEN TOMPKINSON

Stan Roberts
FRED WARD

Sarah Wriggley
SIGOURNEY WEAVER

Gus Mason
BILL BAILEY

John Pendlebury
GARETH BOWLEY

Laura Callard
LAURA CALLARD

Anna Barrett
JULIA CARLING

Tomy Hodgkinson
ROBBIE COLTRAINE

Economics
PHIL DANIELS

Rod, Lord of Maygar
PETER DAVISON

J3P0
ANGUS DEAYTON

A/V Woman
JUDI DENCH

Acorn AX3
DOMINICK DIAMOND

Igor
GEOFF DREWITT

Mary Magdalen
JANET ELLIS

Death
BOB HOLNESS

Ant Walden
BEN KINGSLEY

Tim
BURT KWOUK

Che F. Gurdwara
ART MALIK

Carl Chapman
BILL NIGHY

Con-Man
BILL ODDIE

The Chairman
NICHOLAS PARSONS

Jane of Algor
GABY ROSLIN

Fridge
TIM ROTH

Gordon Frizzard
RUSSELL SENIOR

Esteban Seville
GUY SINER

Chris Cartwright
CHRISTIAN SLATER

Jim Orson
KEVIN SPACEY

William G. Stewart
WILLIAM G. STEWART

Pontius Pilate
JOHN THAW

Roy Walker
ROY WOOD

Yvette Givenchy
JULIETTE BINOCHE

Craig Branwell
TOM CRUISE

Elsie Tenner
CAMERON DIAZ

Bad Influence
MICHAEL ELPHICK

Barnie Nielson
PAM FERRIS

Midge Wainwright
MEL GIEDROYC

Sam
KIT HESKETH-HARVEY

Waiter
BOB HOLNESS

Rae Organs
RICKI LAKE

Stephanie Gerschonovitz
SARAH LANCASHIRE

Sai
YOKO ONO

Ivy Haughton
SUE PERKINS

Dagar Omra di Tetsoowt
MATTHEW PERRY

Dale Winton
DALE WINTON

with the vocal talents of
ANNA FORD
and
A-HA
 

Episode 8: T-N-G

The Doctor
TOM BAKER

Leon Protznedvic
JEAN RENO

Frank Skinner
JIM BARRETT

Alan Quinn
HUGH HOPPER

Alex Jefferson
VINCENT PEREZ

Sally-Anne Yorke
DEBORAH MCANDREW

Anna Barrett
JULIA CARLING

Caroline Burnholm
HEATHER NOVA

Alana Cox
SHIRLEY MANSON

Craig Branwell
TOM CRUISE

Ant Walden
BEN KINGSLEY

Jeremy Demon
CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS

Kiki "Willow" Rosenberg
ALYSON HANNIGAN

Sarah Michelle Gellar
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR

Monk / MIB
JOHN SAYLES

Babysham
GUY PEARCE

Chris Cartwright
CHRISTIAN SLATER

Zed Yorke
JOHNNY DEPP

Jim Barrett
CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON

The Manager
VINCENT IBRAHIM

First Farmer
BRIAN CANT

Second Farmer
BILL BAILEY

Monk / MIB
DAVID DUCHOVNY

Man with Gerbil
SANJEEV BHASKAR

Lossit's Fiancé
MEERA SYAL

Sai
YOKO ONO

Davina Nicole
ANEKA RICE

Jim Orson
KEVIN SPACEY

Esteban Seville
GUY SINER

Elsie Tenner
CAMERON DIAZ

Jim Barrett
Anthony Head

Old Woman
GLENDA JACKSON

Malcolm Mclaren
MALCOLM MCLAREN

Young Men
PHILIP SCHOFIELD
BERNARD CRIBBINS

Barnie Nielson
PAM FERRIS

"Karen"
HELEN ATKINSON-WOOD

with
DAVE DEE TRELLIS
and the Norwegian pop-group
A-HA




 

Episode 9: Tardis Down

Jim Barrett
PETER DAVISON

Leon Protznedvic
JEAN RENO

Babysham
GUY PEARCE

Stew Jester
EWAN MCGREGOR

Alan Quinn
HUGH HOPPER

Alex Jefferson
VINCENT PEREZ

Ant Walden
BEN KINGSLEY

Jim Barrett
TOM BAKER

Sarah Michelle Gellar
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR

Jim Barrett
ANTHONY HEAD

Acorn AX3
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Jim Barrett
FRANK SKINNER

Ivy Haughton
SUE PERKINS

Midge Wainwright
MEL GIEDROYC

Jim Barrett
CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON

Jeremy Demon
CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS

Jim Barrett
STEVE DAVIS

Esteban Seville
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Caroline Burnholm
HEATHER NOVA

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Kiki "Willow" Rosenberg
ALYSON HANNIGAN

Jim Orson
KEVIN SPACEY

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Chris Cartwright
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Anna Barrett
JULIA CARLING

Economics
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and
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