Appologies to text-browsers. This is a table, and it's not pretty in Lynx. But most of the data is in the Cast List anyway.
X = spoken part; x = non-speaking
out of sequence entry in column 0 denotes "added for 2003 version"
T = Trailer, D = Documentary, B = Babysham, X = ANSX
 
ACTOR
CHARACTER
T
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
D
B
X
Jeremy Paxman
Jeremy Paxman
X













Ewan McGregor
Stew Jester
Dagar Omra Di Tetsoowt (5) / Ewan McGregor (D)
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X


X
X
X
X
Jean Reno
Leon Protznedvic
Rick Olé (5) / Jean Reno (D)
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
x
X
X
Christopher Eccleston
Jim Barrett
Jack Barrett (Siddor) (5) / Christopher Eccleston (D)
X
X
X
X


X


X
X
X

X
Vincent Perez
Alex Jefferson
Jam-Jar Biggs (5) / Vincent Perez (D)
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
ACTOR
CHARACTER
T
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
D
B
X
Guy Pearce
Babysham
Guy Pearce (D)

X
X
X

X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
Christian Slater
Chris Cartwright
Christian Slater (D)

X
X
X

X

X
X
X
X
x
X
x
Robbie Coltrane
Tomy Hodgekinson
Robbie Coltrane (D)

X



X


X

X
x
X
X
Phil Daniels
Economics
Phil Daniels (D)

X



X


X

X
X

X
Mel Giedroyc
Midge Wainwright
Mel Giedroyc (D)

X
X
X

X


x

X
X


Pam Ferris
Barnie Nielsen

x

X

X


x
x


X
x
Ben Kingsley
Ant Walden
Yoga (voice) / Ben Kingsley (D)

X
X

X
x
X
x
X
X
X
X

X
Kevin Spacey
Jim Orson
Hay-Bails Organs (5) / Kevin Spacey (9)

X
X

X
X
x
x
X
X
X
X


Guy Siner
Esteban Seville
Darth Unpleasant (5) / Guy Siner (D)

X
X

X
X
X
x
X
X
X
X


ACTOR
CHARACTER
T
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
D
B
X
Janet Ellis Jemimah Orson / Mary Magdalen

X
X


X

X




x
Mark Curry
Siddor
Darth Castrate (5) / Windy Miller (7)


X

X
X
X
X
X




X
Lee Pilich
Gladys GX3 (voice)


X





X





Fred Ward
Stan Roberts


X


X
X

X



x

Burt Kwouk
Tim the Chinaman


X




X
X



X

Morten Harket
Morten Harket


X





X
X


X

Meryl Streep
Mitch Carabina
Gi-Gi (5)


X


x
x

X





Piers Brosnan
James Bond


X





X




x
Tom Cruise
Craig Branwell

x
X


X

X
x
X


x

Angus Deayton
J3PO
Crazy Gregory (X)


X

X
X
X

X




X
Matthew Perry
Dagar Omra di Tetsoowt


X

X

X

x



X
X
Stephen Tompkinson
Han Duet


X
X




X





Kit Hesketh-Harvey
Sam Ferris


X





x




x
Ricki Lake
Princess Rae Organs


X

x



x





Helen Atkinson-Wood
Karen / Old Woman

x
X

x
X
X

X
x


X
X
Juliette Binoche
Yvette Givenchy
Madame Galena (voice) (B)


X





x



X

Hugh Hopper
Alan Quinn
Hugh Hopper (D)

X
X

X
x

X
X
X
X
X
X
X
Peter Davison
Rod, Lord of Maygar / Jim Barrett
Peter Davison (D)


X
x
X
X


X

X
X

X
Gaby Roslin
Queen Jane of Algor


X

X
X


X





Dominick Diamond
Acorn AX3 (voice)


X
X




X

X



Gareth Bowley
John Pendlebury
Regular (5)


X

X

X

X




X
Annabel Giles
Hannah Stocksbridge


X
x









x
Sarah Lancashire
Sister Stephanie Gerschonovitz


X





x




x
Julia Carling
Anna Barrett (Madame Galena)
Julia Carling (D)


X
X

x
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
x
Bill Nighy
Carl Chapman
Pony (voice) (B) / William (X)


X
x

X


X




x
Sue Perkins
Ivy Haughton


X
x

x


x

X


x
Cameron Diaz
Elsie Tenner


X
x

x


x
x



x
Sigourney Weaver
Sarah Wriggley


X
x




X





Laura Calland
Laura Calland


X





X





Dale Winton
Dale Winton


X
X




X





Bob Holness
Death
Waiter (7)














ACTOR
CHARACTER
T
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
D
B
X
Anna Ford
Recap Narrator / Principal Narrator (4/B)
Old Woman (5) / Zen Flamenco Dancer (5) / Announcer (9)



X
X
X
X
X
X

X

X

Sarah Michelle Gellar
Lucifer Sarah Michelle Gellar



X




X
X
X
x

X
Krissie Carlson
Amy Nielsen



X










Kam Heskin
Caitlin Deschanel



X










Sarah Buxton
Annie Douglas



X










Sam Behrens
Gregory Richards



X










John Cleese
Principal Narrator
Naphtali (X)



X
X


X
X

X

X
x
Daevid Allen
Daevid Allen



X




X





Craig T. Nelson
Craig T. Nelson



X










Carlos Santana
Carlos Santana



X










Shirley Manson
Alana Cox
Shirley Manson (D)



X




X
X
X
x


Clive Dunn
Mr. Frizzard



X




X





Geoff Drewitt
Igor



X


X

X





Peter Simon
Peter Simon



X




X




X
Art Malik
Che F. Gurdwara



X




X




X
WIlliam G. Stewart
William G. Stewart



X




X





John Thaw
Pontius Pilate



X




X





Nicholas Parsons
Nicholas Parsons



X




X





Paul Daniels
Dungeon Master



X










ACTOR
CHARACTER
T
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
D
B
X
Frank Skinner
Jim Barrett
Frank Skinner (D)




X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X

X
Gilli Smyth
Good Witch Yoni




X
x


X





Violet Berlin
Berlin / The Wicked Witch




X
x


X




X
Michael Elphick
Bad Influence




X



x





Fred Harris
Fred Harris
Landlord (5) / Goose Man (9)




X
X
X

X




x
Johnny Ball
Johnny Ball




X



X





Bill Bailey
Gus Mason
Nick Brunswick (5) / Farmer (8) / Barman (X)




X
X
X

X
X



X
Russell Senior
Gordon Frizzard




X
X


X





Heather Nova
Caroline Burnholme
Carol-Zeeg di Tetsoowt (5)

x


X
X
X
X
X
X
X


X
Tim Roth
Fridge




X



X





Roy Wood
Roy Walker




X



X





ACTOR
CHARACTER
T
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
D
B
X
Nicola Walker
Rita Poole
Queen Paté (5)





X
X

X



x

William Hurt
Postman Walsh
Postman Pat (7)





X
x

X



x

Brian Cant
Brian Cant
Local (5) / Farmer (8)





X
X

X
X




Jeremy Irons
Gilbert the Gecko (voice)





X








Deborah McAndrew
Sally-Anne Jester





x

X
X
X




Judi Dench
A/V Woman





X
X

X





Bill Oddie
Con Man





X
X

X





ACTOR
CHARACTER
T
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
D
B
X
Robert Wyatt
Duck (5) / Robert Wyatt (7)






X

X





Greg May
Comissioner Gordon






X







Eddie Izzard
Regular






X







Carol Vorderman
Woman on Bus






X







Glenda Jackson
Old Woman






X





X
X
Madhur Jaffrey
Mother






X







Scott Bakula
Samuel Beckett






X







Dean Stockwell
Al






X







Germaine Greer
Germaine Greer
Zen Flamenco Dancer (5)






X




X
X

Jilly Cooper
Zen Flamenco Dancer






X







Nigel Pearson
Shotgun






X







Jake Lloyd
Young Stan






X







Mick Aston
Mick Aston






X






x
Tony Robinson
Tony Robinson






X






x
Stewart Ainsworth
Stewart Ainsworth






X







Sandi Toksvig
Sandi Toksvig






X







Phil Harding
Phil Harding






X







ACTOR
CHARACTER
T
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
D
B
X
Brian Blessed
God (voice)







X
X



X
X
John Peel
Documentary Narrator / John Peel







X



X
X

Sid Waddell
Sid Waddell







X






Tony Green
Tony Green







X




X

Juliet Landau
Woman in Restaurant








X





Alyson Hannigan
Willow
Alyson Hannigan (D)








X
X
X
x


Johnny Depp
Zed








X
X
X



Yoko Ono
Sai








x
X




ACTOR
CHARACTER
T
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
D
B
X
Malcolm Mclaren
Malcolm Mclaren









X




Vincent Ibrahim
Cinema Manager









X




Sanjeev Bhaskar
Bollywood Actor









X




Meera Syal
Bollywood Actor









X




Steph Jesper
Steph Jesper
Dave Dee Trellis (voice) (8)









X

X
X

Tom Baker
Jim Barrett
Tom Baker (D)









X
X
x

X
Christopher Biggins
Jeremy
Christopher Biggins (D)









X
X
x


John Sayles
Man In Black / Monk









X
x



David Duchovny
Man in Black / Monk









X
x



Philip Schofield
Young Man / Joseph









X



x
Bernard Cribbins
Young Man









X




Aneka Rice
Davina Nicole









X




Anthony Head
Jim Barrett
Anthony Head (D)









X
X
X
X
X
ACTOR
CHARACTER
T
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
D
B
X
Derek Grififths
Goose Man / Jam-Jar Biggs










X


X
Steve Davis
Jim Barrett










X

x
X
Ian Anderson
Ian the Floor Manager











X


Doon Mackichan
Make-Up Lady











X
x

Fiona Allen
Wardrobe Woman











X
x

Sally Philips
Helen











X


Kathy Staff
Cleaner











X


Mark Heap
Lee (D) / Maati (B) / Sinister Man (B)











X
X

Simon Pegg
Another Runner / Simon Pegg











X

X
Kevin Eldon
Engineer











X


Peter Baynham
Engineer











X


Mark Kermode
Mark Kermode











X
X

Mark Lawson
Mark Lawson











X


Tom Paulin
Tom Paulin











X

X
Andy Hamilton
Kevin

X












Gaynor Barnes
Gaynor Barnes

X












ACTOR
CHARACTER
T
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
D
B
X
John Hurt
Introductory Narrator












X

Neil Dudgeon
Marty












X
X
Steve Buscemi
Manager












X

Chloe Sevigny
Barmaid / Prostitute












X

Liz Smith
Mrs. Mimmsell / Old Woman












X
X
Martin Clunes
Eugene Mayburn












X

Pookie Quesnel
Jade Faraday












X
X
Stephen Billington
Policeman












X

Jason Donovan
Jason Donovan












X
X
Lauren Laverne
Bhuvana












X
X
Amelia Bullmore
Letitia Mayburn












X
x
Rachel Friend
Helen












X
X
Spillaine
Darrell D'Silva












X
X
Moody
Andy Rashleigh












X
X
John Savident
John Savident












X

Rob Brydon
Contestant / Rob Brydon












X

John Middleton
Ashely the Vicar












X

Chris Chittell
Eric Pollard












X

Tony Pitts
Archie












X
X
Mike Loades
Mike Loades












X

Danny Baker
Random Patron












X

Gary Lineker
Gary Lineker












X

Andrew Marr
Andrew Marr












X

Mark Lawrenson
Mark Lawrenson












X

Mark Urban
Mark Urban












X

Alan Hansen
Alan Hansen












X

Peter Snow
Peter Snow












X

Anthony King
Anthony King












X

Mel Sterland
Mel Sterland












X

Mike Leigh
Mike Leigh












X

Kenny Baker
Kenny Baker












X

Paul McGann
Jim Barrett












X
X
Liza Tarbuck
Minister












X

Tim Brook-Taylor
Mayor












X

Sven Goran Eriksson
Sven Goran Eriksson












X

Norman Pace
Doormouse












X

Brian May
Anonymouse Guest












X

Lauren Harries
Lauren Harries












X

Michael Hogben
Michael Hogben












X

Tim Wonnacott
Tim Wonnacott












X

David Dickinson
Satan












X
x
Janice Monk
Janice Monk












X

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller












X

Alan Bennett
Alan Bennett












X

Chris Jury
Eric Catchpole












X

Dudley Sutton
Tinker Dill












X
x
Gabriel Byrne
Gabriel












X
X
Jarvis Cocker
N. J. Picholl












x
X
Julia Davis
Helen












X

Mark Steel
Utu












x
X
Vincent Kartheiser
Vincent












X

ACTOR
CHARACTER
T
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
D
B
X
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Mary Magdalen













X
Nick Frost
John Pendlebury-Barrett













X
Tom Waits
Fish (voice)













X
Frazer Hines
Joe Sugden













X
Leah Bracknell
Zoe Tate













X
David Troughton
Jim Barrett













X
Mark Wingett
Carver













X
Lucy Porter
Galena













X
Nula Conwell
Policewoman













X
Claudia Winkleman
Inanna













X
Sean Pertwee
Jim Barrett













X
Colin Baker
Jim Barrett













X
Sylvester McCoy
Jim Barrett













X
Richard E. Grant
Jim Barrett













X
Matt Baker
Matt Baker













X
Kellie Bright
Jo Grant













X
Kim Wilde
Rose Tyler













X
Lucy Lawless
Leela













X
Hazel Irvine
Hazel Irvine













X
Nicola Bryant
Peri













X
Sophie Aldred
Ace













X
Daphne Ashbrook
Confection













X
Andrew O'Connor
Andrew O'Connor













X
Philippa Forester
Philippa Forester













X
Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman













X
Matthew Paris
Matthew Paris













X
Paul McCartney
Busker













X
Daniel Craig
James Bond













X
Jason Connery
Jimmy Bond













X
Christine Talbot
Madonna













X
Trudie Goodwin
June













X
Roberta Taylor
Gina













X
Phil Connell
Journalist













X
Alan Hardwick
Journalist













X
Paul Morley
NME Journo













X
Jesse May
Jesse May













X
Thomas Kremser
Thomas Kremser













X
Baccara
Baccara













X
Nigel Bond
Nigel Bond













X