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Episode One Episode Two Episode Three Episode Four Episode Five Episode Six Episode Seven Episode Eight Episode Nine
Episode 0 - A New Soap:1 - GOODRICKE COLLEGE - Early MorningEpisode 1 - The Crystal of Enderon:
Stew, Jim, Babysham, Chris, Alex, Leon, Tomy, Tall Man With Glasses, Hairy Man, Ewan Pru, Auburn Haired Man, Craig, Economics.
In which the principal characters are introduced to the audience, and Chris loses his keys.2 - UNIVERSITY LAKE ENVIRONS - Day
Stew, Ant, Chris, Leon, Jim2, Jim.
In which we avoid any lectures and get the impression that we're being watched.3 - GOODRICKE COLLEGE - Afternoon
Stew, Alex, Jim, Chris, Tomy, Karen, Alan, Ewan Pru, Leon, Midge, Economics, Barnie.
In which we meet some more characters, and a body is found in the lift.4 - VANBRUGH COLLEGE - Evening
Stew, Chris, Leon, Jim, Jim2.
In which our cast get their dinner.5 - GOODRICKE COLLEGE - Night
Alex, Midge, Tomy, Leon, Geese, Chris, Jim, Moorhen.
In which we learn more about our cast's nocturnal habits.6 - GOODRICKE COLLEGE - Morning
Chris, Alex, Jim, Leon, Kevin, Tomy, Caroline, Jim2.
In which we learn the way of the waterfowl.7 - VANBRUGH COLLEGE - Day
Chris, Alan, Jim, Ant, Gaynor Barnes.
In which questions are raised regarding Babysham's recent activities.8 - GOODRICKE COLLEGE - Day
Babysham, Stew.9 - BIOLOGY DEPARTMENT - Afternoon
Alex, Biology Students.
In which Alex makes a mistake where he should've known better.10 - GOODRICKE COLLEGE - Afternoon
Tomy, Leon, Chris, Jim, Babysham, Chris2, Ant, Alan (Goose), Stew, Economics, Midge.
In which things get rather strange, and the college is blown to pieces.11 - GOODRICKE COLLEGE - Night
Jim2, Esteban.1 - MI7Episode 2 - The Search for Tosh:
Leon, Alex, Stew, Jim, Midge, Chris, Esteban, Jim2, Jemimah, Ant.
In which the principal cast are reanimated by a sinister government department.2 - 125 MAIN STREET - Day
Jim2, Alex, Leon, Jim, Stew.
In which our heroes-to-be are given a new home, and Leon gets the smallest room.3 - SPACE STATION
Siddor, Babysham.
In which Babysham rejoins the land of the living, and Eeyore gets two presents.4 - 125 MAIN STREET - Morning
Stew, Leon, Alex.5 - MI7 - Day
Jim, Jim2, Chris, Ant, Esteban.
In which Chris is sent on an exciting mission.6 - 125 MAIN STREET - Early Evening
Leon, Stew, Jim, Bent Old French Harridan.
In which Jim returns home from work, and Stew is suggested to be the son of God.7 - VIENNA AIRPORT - Day
Chris, Woman (Gladys - GX3).
In which Chris arrives in Vienna, and the CIA agent gets deaded.8 - CHINESE RESTAURANT, VIENNA - Night
Stan, Tim, A-Ha, Several Attractive Young Ladies, Chinese People, Mitch Carabina, Bond, Craig, Chris.
In which the fabric of the universe goes all manky.9 - 125 MAIN STREET - Night
Stew, Leon, Jim.10 - LIMBO
Stew, Alex, Leon.11 - DESERT - Day
Jim, J3PO, Atoo, Tang Hall People, Omra.12 - CHINESE RESTAURANT, VIENNA - Dawn
Bond, Mitch, Stan.13 - SPACE STATION
Siddor.14 - LIMBO / SEGRAVE HOUSE BASE (continuous) - Day
Stew, Leon, Alex, Han, Des Lynam, Hercules.
In which our heroes charter a space-ship.15 - OMRA'S HOVEL - Day
Jim, Omra.
In which Jim gets an inkling as to his destiny.16 - VIENNA AIRPORT / LUXEMBOURG (continuous) - Day
Stan, Mitch, Bond, Sam.17 - PRINCESS RAE'S PALACIAL RESIDENCE
Rae, Siddor.18 - S1 / DESERT (continuous) - Evening
Han, Alex, Stew, Leon.19 - RADIO STATION - Night
Alex, Stew, Leon.
In which our heroes realise that their personalities have gotten out of kilter.20 - KAREN'S APARTMENT - Night
Bond, Karen, Siddor.
In which our attention is drawn to some interesting aliances.21 - OMRA'S HOVEL - Night
Jim, J3PO, Omra, Atoo.
In which Jim learns of his true path, and accidentally kills his mentor.22 - ELF MORTALITY FLATULATOR - Night
Jim, J3PO, Atoo.23 - FRENCH COUNTRYSIDE - Night
Bond, Yvette, A-Ha.24 - DESERT - Night
Rod, Petra, Jane.25 - COWSHED - Night
Leon, Bessy, Stew, Alex.
In which our heroes set about realigning their personalities through the extraction of cheese from the digestive tracts of a cow.26 - PRINCESS RAE'S PALACIAL RESIDENCE - Dawn
Siddor, Jim2, Esteban, Ant, Alan.
In which our attention is further drawn to some interesting aliances.27 - DESERT - Dawn
Rod, Jane, Two Puppies.28 - ELF MORTALITY FLATULATOR
J3PO, Jim, AX3, A-Ha.
In which the fugitives are arrested for homicide and grand theft spaceship.29 - VIENNA AIRPORT - Dawn
Mitch, Stan.30 - FRENCH COUNTRYSIDE - Dawn
Bond, Goat.31 - PRINCESS RAE'S PALACIAL RESIDENCE - Dawn
Rae, Siddor.32 - COWSHED - Dawn
Stew, Bessy, Alex, Leon, Rod, Petra.
In which our heroes succesfully realign their personalities but in doing so bring forth a Nordic God.33 - VIENNA AIRPORT - Dawn
Mitch, Stan, John.
In which we learn that Stan's chin is more extensive than previously assumed.34 - COWSHED - Dawn
Rod, Alex, Stew, Leon, Bessy, Petra.
In which our heroes agree to assist Rod in His quest for the Crystal of Enderon.35 - FRENCH COUNTRYSIDE - Early Morning
Jane.36 - VARIOUS (MONTAGE) (continuous)
Petra, Rod, Bessy, Alex, Leon, Stew.37 - PRINCESS RAE'S PALACIAL RESIDENCE
Siddor, Babysham.
In which Siddor is shown to have gone a little loopy, perhaps as a result of his posession of the Crystal of Enderon.38 - VARIOUS (MONTAGE) (continuous)
Petra, Rod, Bessy, Alex, Leon, Stew.39 - FRENCH COUNTRYSIDE - Morning
Bond, Jane.
In which James Bond propositions a Nordic Goddess.40 - VIENNA AIRPORT - Day
Mitch, Stan, John, Jane, Bond.
In which several people team up to find the much coveted Crystal of Enderon.41 - DELTARON PRISON
Jim, J3PO, Steph, Hannah.
In which we discover the immediate fate of Jim and J3PO.42 - VARIOUS (MONTAGE) (continuous)
Petra, Rod, Bessy, Alex, Leon, Stew.43 - VIENNA AIRPORT / PRINCESS RAE'S PALACIAL RESIDENCE (continuous) - Day
Stan, Mitch, Bond, Jane, John, Ant, Esteban, Jim2, Alan, Siddor, Rae, Babysham, Petra, Rod, Bessy, Stew, Leon, Alex.
In which Babysham is shown to have followed Siddor's lead, and much killing ensues.44 - DELTATRON PRISON
Jim, J3PO, Hannah, Steph.45 - STARSHIP TONKA
Carl, Anna, Ivy, Midge, Elsie.
In which we are introduced to some of Midge's new workmates.46 - DELTATRON PRISON
J3PO, Jim, Steph, Hannah, A-Ha, Alien, Rod, Stew, Leon, Alex, Omra, Sarah.
In which Jim and J3PO escape from their cell, and are reunited with Stew, Leon, Alex et al.47 - STARSHIP TONKA
Carl, Elsie, Anna.48 - PRINCESS RAE'S PALACIAL RESIDENCE
Babysham, Ant, Alan, Rupert Murdoch, Andrew Lloyd-Webber, Jane, Jim, Rod, Stew, Leon, Alex, Sarah, Morten, J3PO, Hannah, Laura.
In which Babysham offers up the Crystal of Enderon as the prize in a Fifteen to One style competition.49 - TRAVELLERS' REST, BROOKHOUSE - Night
Carl, Anna, Elsie, Midge, Ivy, Dale, Death, Two or Three Young Couples, Old Men, Crowd of Students.
In which the crew of the Tonka join in some New Year festivities.50 - PRINCESS RAE'S PALACIAL RESIDENCE
Babysham, Laura, Jane, Rod, Morten, J3PO, Jim, Stew, Leon, Alex.
In which our heroes demonstrate their intellectual prowess, and then steal the Crystal.51 - TRAVELLERS' REST, BROOKHOUSE - Night
Midge, Ivy, Anna, Elsie, Carl, Death.52 - VENTS / FANTASY WORLD (continuous) - Night
Stew, Jim, Leon, Alex, Sarah, Tim.53 - TRAVELLERS' REST, BROOKHOUSE - Night
Dale, Carl, Anne, Elsie, Midge, Ivy, Death.54 - DARK BEDROOM - Night
Hannah, Small Mouse, Alien.
In which Hannah finds an Alien and gets ready to be eaten.1 - DELTATRON PRISONEpisode 3 - Fred Harris:
Robot 1 (Leon), Robot 2 (Alex), Barbituran Guard (Jim), Tarfid Slave (Stew), Tarfid Slave (Sarah (Wrigley)), Two Aliens.
In which our heroes execute a plan which should secure their freedom, and two cast members get eaten.2 - DARK BEDROOM (intercut) - Night
Hannah, Alien.
In which an Alien enjoys a tasty snack.3 - TRAVELLER'S REST, BROOKHOUSE - Night
Alex, Stew, Jim, Dale, Anna, Carl, Elsie, Ivy, Death.
In which Dale Winton saves (most of) our heroes from certain death.4 - BROOKHOUSE - Night
Stew, Jim, Alex, Sheep.
In which one of Stew's shortcuts goes a little wrong.5 - 125 MAIN STREET - Day
Stew, Jim, Alex, Sarah (Michelle Gellar), C5 Announcer.
In which our heroes return to home and get engrossed in an American soap opera.6 - SUNSET BEACH / JAVA WEB (intercut) - Day
Sean, Emily, Amy, Rod, Petra.7 - BEN'S HOUSE - Day
Maria, Ben, Meg.8 - GREGORY'S HOUSE / PHONE BOX (intercut) - Day
Annie, Caitlin, Voice (Alex), Gregory.
In which we see that our heroes' relationship with the TV soap is a little more intricate than perhaps we suspected.9 - SUNNYDALE HIGH SCHOOL - Day
Stew, Sarah, Jim, Han.10 - JAVA WEB - Evening
Emily.11 - CHAPEL - Evening
Antonio.12 - DARK ALLEYWAY - Night
Amy, Mummies, Sarah, Stew, Jim.13 - GLECON 7 - Night
Leon, Leon2.
In which we learn a little more about Leon and his homeworld.14 - DARK ALLEYWAY - Night
Any, Sarah, Jim, Stew, Barnie, Han, Narrator.
In which our heroes learn of their predicament and set out to put things right.15 - SAN FRANCISCO - Night
Stew, Sarah, Jim, Alex.
In which Stew is tragically killed by his loving wife.16 - ST JOHN'S WOOD CREMATORIUM - Day
Jim, Alex, Sarah, Man in a Fish Costume (Leon), Daevid Allen.
In which the cast are re-united with Leon, and are helped on their quest by a mad old hippy.17 - CRAIG T. NELSON'S HOUSE - Day
Craig T. Nelson.
In which Craig T. Nelson has trouble with his telly.18 - INDIANA INTERNATIONAL GLIDPORT - Day
Leon, Jim, Sarah, Santana.
In which our heroes choose to invoke Santana.19 - CRAIG T. NELSON'S HOUSE - Evening
Jim, Santana, Alex, Leon, Sarah, Alana, AX3, Narrator.
In which our heroes are told that they must seek out a man called Tosh.20 - THE FRIZZARD HOUSE / HEAVEN (ENTRANCE) (continuous) - Day
Alex, Leon, Jim, Alana, Sarah, Frizzard, Igor, Stew, Peter Simon.
In which our heroes are reunited with Stew, who is confirmed as the son of God.21 - HEAVEN (CITY OUTSKIRTS) - Evening
Alex, Leon, Jim, Alana, Sarah, Stew, Mary, Che, Babysham.
In which another familiar face turns up and a grees to help our heroes.22 - MANGROVE SWAMP - Dawn
Stew, Jim, Leon, Che, Alex, Alana, Baysham, Mary.23 - TRENCH - Night
Stew, Jim, Leon, Che, Alex, Alana, Babysham, Mary, Chris, William G. Stewart, Two Legionaries, Pontius Pilate.
In which William G. Stewart arrives with the security footage, and Stew is killed for the second time in one episode.24 - GRASSY HILLOCK - Dawn
Leon, Jim, Chris.25 - TRENCH - Dawn
Mary, Alana, Stew.26 - GRASSY HILLOCK - Dawn
Jim, Leon, Chris, Alex, Nicholas Parsons.
In which things begin to get really rather strange.27 - GENERIC LONDON COMPREHENSIVE - Morning
Jim, Midge, Leon, Rowland, Jack, Stew, Ralph, Chris, Twin Girls, Alana, Council Workers, Pupils, Babysham, Che.
In which the cast find themselves in an episode of Grange Hill.28 - NEARBY HILL - Evening
Jim, Midge, Leon, Alex, Han.
In which our heroes realise that they are being used by Han.29 - CROSS DIMENSIONAL PORTAL
Leon, Jim, Alex, Midge, Unicorn, Venger, Stew, Che, Dungeon Master, Penfold, Six Million Killer Wizbits, Narrator.
In which our heroes set out on their way home, only to be attacked by dark forces.1 - CROSS DIMENSIONAL PORTALEpisode 4 - The Caribbean Special:
Jim (CE & FS), Stew, Leon.
In which Jim turns out to be a Timelord.2 - SNOWSCAPE - Night
Stew, Leon, Jim (FS), Rod, Jane, Baby, Narrator, Alex.
In which a deal is cut with some Nordic Deities, and Alex is relocated.3 - INDUSTRIAL WASTELAND - Night
Jim, Leon, Stew, Alex, Rod, Jane, John, Three Tubs of Molten Margerine, Rae, Voice (Davros).
In which our heroes enter a competition to win a BBC computer.4 - MOORLAND - Evening
Jim, Leon, Stew, Alex, Rod, Jane.5 - GOLF COURSE - Afternoon
Jim, Leon, Stew, Alex, Rod, Jane, Janet Street Porter.6 - FIELD OF ELECTRONS - Day
Jim, Leon, Stew, Alex, Rod, Jane, Electrons, Yoni.
In which another aging hippy comes to the aid of our heroes.8 - EVIL CASTLE - Day
Berlin, Bad Influence.
In which we are introduced to this episode's token baddie.9 - YELLOW SOLDERED PCB - Day
Jim, Leon, Stew, Alex, Rod, Jane.
In which our heroes get high.10 - EVIL CASTLE - Day
Berlin, Bad Influence.11 - SAPHIRE CITY - Day
Jim, Leon, Stew, Alex, Rod, Jane, Psychedelic Yak, Fred Harris.
In which our heroes locate the genial Fred Harris.12 - EVIL CASTLE (intercut) - Day
Berlin, Bad Influence, Fred Harris.
In which it is shown that there are two Fred Harrises.13 - DRIFFIELD - Day
J3PO, Les Dennis, Siddor, Ant, Jim2, Alan, Esteban.
In which J3PO finds Siddor in a piece of pottery.14 - SAPHIRE CITY - Day
Jim, Leon, Stew, Alex, Rod, Jane, Fred Harris.15 - EVIL CASTLE - Day
Berlin, Bad Influence, Fred Harris.16 - PLAZA BALLROOM, CHEPSTOW (intercuts)
Aliens.18 - SAPHIRE CITY - Day
Jim, Leon, Stew, Alex, Rod, Jane, Fred Harris, Berlin.19 - LEEDS - Day
J3PO, Esteban, Jim2.
In which J3PO is tortured by Siddor's cronies.20 - CHOCOBLOC (+ intercuts) - Day
Jim, Alex, Leon, Stew, Rod, Jane, Fred Harris.
In which our heroes find themselves entranced by the Evil Fred Harris's Chocobloc.21 - EVIL CASTLE (intercut) - Day
Berlin, Bad Influence, Fred Harris, Siddor.22 - GOODRICKE COLLEGE - Day
Stew, Babysham (stand-in), Alex.
In which we observe the mental dalliences of some of our heroes.23 - SPACE SHIP
Leon, Leon2.
In which we learn a little more about Leon's role.24 - EVIL CASTLE - Day
Berlin, Bad Influence, Fred Harris, Siddor, Johnny Ball.
In which Siddor is seen to have killed Berlin, before killing Bad Influence, and setting about Fred Harris and Johnny Ball.25 - LEEDS (intercut) - Day
J3PO, Esteban, Jim2, Poultry and Extras.26 - SPACE SHIP (intercut)
Leon, Bounty Hunters (inc. Stan).27 - GOODRICKE COLLEGE - Day
Stew, Karen, Alan.28 - WALMGATE STRAY / WENTWORTH COLLEGE / EVIL CASTLE / ALLOTMENTS (continuous) - Morning
Stew, Gus, Gordon, Caroline, Korg, Craig, Rod, Berlin, Johnny Ball, Siddor, Bad Influence, Fridge.
In which Stew plays bass in a musical collective, and Siddor chases Johnny into a shed.29 - SHED / PILLAR OF EARTH / TROLL HOLE (continuous) - Night
Johnny Ball, Siddor, Troll (Yoga).
In which Johnny falls down a hole and finds a troll half-way down.30 - TROLL HOLE (and environs) - Morning
Johnny Ball, Yoga, Omra.
In which the troll sets Johnny back on his way.31 - FOREST / VALLEY / FIELD (continuous) - Morning
Johnny Ball, Deer, Siddor.
In which Johnny has his brain smashed in by Siddor.32 - CHOCOBLOC - Morning
Fred Harris, Stew, Rod, Alex, Jim, Leon, Jane, Fred Harris, Mr Chips, Roy W., Gus, Nick Mason, Caroline, Berlin, Yoni, Gordon, Siddor.
In which our heroes snap out of it as a result of the Good Fred Harris's intervention, but are stopped from returning home by Siddor.1 - CHOCOBLOC - MorningEpisode 5 - The Prequel:
Siddor, Jim, Alex, Leon, Rod, Jane, Stew, Fred Harris, Berlin, Gordon, Gus, Yoni, Alex, Caroline, Babysham.
In which Babysham has a birthday and gets his own special episode.2 - SEASIDE - Day
Babysham, Gordon, Craig, J3PO, Leon, Jim, Stew, Caroline, Gus, Rod, Berlin, Alan, Ant, Jim2, Chris, Esteban, Jane, Alex.
In which Babysham gets blown up, and our heroes get captured by pirates.3 - THE TONKA - Evening
Stew, Leon, Jim, Alex, J3PO, Gus, Gordon, Anna, Elsie, Midge, Ivy, Carl.
In which our heroes and their captors get captured by some other pirates.4 - THE TONKA - Night
Jim, Alex, Stew, Leon, J3PO, Gus, Gordon, Anna, Elsie, Midge, Ivy, Carl, Voice, Helmsman, Caroline, Cameraman, Someone Else, Rats, Crew.
In which a terrific sea battle takes place.5 - IMMINGHAM DOCKS (intercut) - Dawn
Stan, Esteban, Mitch, Rita, Alan, Jim2, Ant, Chris.
In which Stan charters a ship.6 - WOODLAND - Night
Alex, Camera Crew, Elephants, Jim, Leon, Stew, Big Penguin, Penguins.
In which Alex writes an alternate soap.7 - GHETTO - Night
Penguins, Youfs, Alex.8 - GATHERER'S MOON (and environs) - Dawn
Alex, Caroline, Stew, Gordon, Gus, Leon, Stew, J3PO, Alex, Jim, Berlin, Craig, Rod, Babysham, Dolphins.
In which patience with Stew's scriptwriting is wearing thin.9 - EDS WAREHOUSE / VAN / GATHERER'S MOON (continuous) - Day
Tomy, Economics, Stew, Postman Walsh, Hedgehog, Singers, Alex, J3PO, Jim, Leon, Caroline, Gordon, Gus, Stew, Berlin, Rod, Crocodiles, Brian Cant, Russell Harty Look-a-Likes.
In which Stew is warned to buck his ideas up, and an axe-weilding postman is executed.10 - DESERT ISLAND - Day
Stan, Rita, Gilbert.
In which paradise is lost - and not a blind poet in site.11 - DESERT ISLAND - Day
Stew, Leon, Alex, Jim, Caroline, Stan, Rita, Leon2.
In which our heroes try to buy some supplies.12 - EDS WAREHOUSE / OCEAN (continuous) - Day
Tomy, Leon, Economics, Stew, Jim, Babysham Dolphin.
In which Stew is made redundant.13 - SPACE / GOODRICKE / CHASM / EDS WAREHOUSE / 69 HESLINGTON ROAD (continuous) - Day/Evening
Stew, Large Baby, Barnie, Narrator, Sally, Tomy, Leon, Jim, Alex, Caroline.
In which Stew has his fortune told, and gets increasingly disorientated.14 - RED LION PH - Night
Jim, Alex, Leon, Stew, Caroline, Coven, Conman, AVWoman, Siddor.
In which it is revealed that Siddor is taking over at the Red Lion.15 - GOODRICKE COLLEGE - Night
Karen.
In which we are given a strange message.1 - LARGE WAREHOUSE / REACTOR ROOM (continuous) - DayEpisode 6 - Jim v Siddor:
Two Exciting Robots, Nick, Omra, Paté, Rick, J3PO, Atoo, Jam-Jar, Jack, Darth Castrate, Horse-Skeleton Robots.
In which Nick Brunswick is killed, and Omra vows to look after Jack.2 - CENTRAL HALL - Day
Yoga, Omra.3 - OMRA'S HOVEL - Evening
Omra, Carol, J3PO, Atoo, Jack, Paté.4 - DARK WAREHOUSE - Night
Darth Unpleasant, Sheep.
In which Darth Unpleasant reveals his devilish new plot.5 - 50s DINER - Night
Rick, Jam-Jar.6 - CROISSANT - Night
Sheep, Yoga.
In which we learn that Croissant has a problem with excessive sheep populations.7 - OMRA'S HOVEL - Night
Omra, Yoga, Jack, Paté, Darth Unpleasant, Carol, Zed, J3PO, Atoo.
In which Jack is tempted to the bleak side.8 - CENTRAL HALL - Night
Sheep, Omra, Zed, Jemimah, Yoga, Duck, Carol, Omra Clone.
In which Omra is cloned to do two different jobs.9 - POLICE STATION - Night
Comissioner Gordon, AVWoman.
In which we are introduced to two increasingly redundant super-heroes.10 - THE EDITING SUITE / ROAD (continuous) - Night
Conman, Sheep, Jam-Jar, Rick.11 - 403 TO BIRMINGHAM - Night
Omra, Carol, J3PO.
In which Omra heads out to Birmingham to secure the cooperation of the Zen Flamenco Dancers.12 - CERTAIN DEATH - Night
Rick/Leon, Jam-Jar, Landlord, Regulars, Locals.
In which it is revealed that Rick is actually Leon.13 - 403 TO BIRMINGHAM - Night
Omra, Carol, J3PO, Drunken Woman.14 - DRIFFIELD CONFERENCE ROOM - Night
Hay-Bails, Sheep, Zed, OmraC., Conman.15 - 403 TO BIRMINGHAM - Night
Omra, Carol, J3PO, Strange Man, Drunken Woman, Small Asian Boy, Old Women, Asian Mother, Asian Brother.16 - THE CASTLE - Night
Jam-Jar, Leon, Igor.
In which Leon and Jam-Jar arrive at the Castle, to assassinate Darth Unpleasant.17 - 403 TO BIRMINGHAM - Night
Omra, Carol, J3PO, Small Asian Boy, Old Women, Asian Mother, Asian Brother.18 - THE CASTLE / VARIOUS / CAVERN (continuous)- Night
Igor, Jam-Jar, Leon, OmraC., Zed, Poker, Rod, Darth Unpleasant, Gargoyles.
In which a number of people find themselves in a cavern, bristling for a fight.19 - BIRMINGHAM - Dawn
Omra, J3PO, Carol, Jews, Romanies, Natex Operatives, Girl in Red Coat.20 - CAVERN
Leon, Darth, Jam-Jar, OmraC., Zed, Jack (Siddor), Al, Sam, Leon Clones.
In which there is much pointless violence, and Jam-Jar finds himself posessed.21 - BIRMINGHAM (intercut) - Day
Omra, Carol, J3PO, Zen Flamenco Dancers, Babysham.
In which Omra goes insane and blows up the city.22 - BIRMINGHAM 2 - Morning
Old Omra, Siddor.23 - REACTOR SHAFT
Omra, OmraC., Shotgun, (Gi-Gi), Child (Stan).
In which Omra fights with himself.24 - SWIMMING POOL (intercut) - Day
Shotgun, Poker, Gi-Gi.25 - POLICE STATION
Stan, Mick Aston, Tony Robinson, Stewart from Time Team.
In which Stan tells Time Team all he knows.26 - A BIG HOLE - Day
Sandi Toksvig, Phil Harding from Time Team.27 - CAVES
Jam-Jar, Zed, Minotaur.
In which Jam-Jar gets eaten.28 - REACTOR SHAFT
Omra, OmraC.
In which one of the Omras kills the other.29 - 69 HESLINGTON ROAD - Evening
Leon, Jim, Alex, Stew.
In which Stew tries to tie up any loose ends.30 - OMRA'S HOVEL (intercut) - Day
Paté.
In which we learn that Siddor got Paté in the family way.31 - WAREHOUSE (intercut)
Babysham, Anna.
In which we learn that Anna is Siddor's daughter.32 - JIM'S HOUSE (intercut)
Young Jim, Parents.
In which we learn that Jim is Anna's brother.33 - CONISBROUGH - Early Morning
Leon, Darth Castrate, Darth Unpleasant, Walsh, Yoga, Zen Flamenco Dancers, AVWoman.
In which we learn a little more about Leon's past.34 - 69 HESLINGTON ROAD - Evening
Leon, Alex, Jim, Stew, Caroline.
In which the viewer gets a sense of déjà vu, and so does Stew. Hey, that rhymes too!35 - RED LION PH - Night
Jim, Alex, Leon, Stew, Caroline, Coven, Conman, AVWoman, Siddor.
In which it is revealed that Siddor is taking over at the Red Lion.36 - GOODRICKE COLLEGE - Night
Karen.
In which we see that Karen's statement to camera is as baffling and seeming pointless as last time.1 - YORK - NightEpisode 7 - The Final Episode:
Jim, Stew, Leon, Alex, Caroline, Elsie MacTavish.
In which Stew is killed, again.2 - 69 HESLINGTON ROAD - Night
Jim, Stew, Leon, Alex, Caroline.3 - 69 HESLINGTON ROAD - Day
Mr & Mrs Jester, Jim, Leon, Caroline, God, Sally, Alex.
In which Stew has a funeral and gets no presents.4 - 69 HESLINGTON ROAD - Day
Caroline, Sally, Jim, Leon, Alex.
In which Sally is given the New Viewer treatment.5 - MAGIC SHOP - Late Afternoon
Alex, Tim, Narrator.
In which Alex buys a time machine.6 - 69 HESLINGTON ROAD - Early Evening
Caroline, Leon, Jim, Sally, Alex.7 - 69 HESLINGTON ROAD - Day / Evening
Jim, Sally, Alex, Caroline, Leon, Narrator, Cameraman, Dali Llama.
In which Alex is the subject of a documentary team.8 - RED LION PH (intercut) - Day
Narrator, Siddor, Ant, Jim2, Alan, Esteban.9 - BOOTHAM CRESCENT - Evening
Babysham.
In which it is seen that Babysham has a little pent up aggression.10 - SNOWSCAPE / RED LION PH (continuous) - Evening
Petra, Rod, Rabbits, Babysham, Alex, Leon, Sally, Jim, Caroline, Siddor.
In which our heroes prepare for the pub quiz.11 - RED LION PH - Evening
Narrator, Siddor, Alex, Leon, Sally, Jim, Caroline, Alan.
In which our heroes are attacked by Siddor.12 - YORK - Night
Alex, Leon, Caroline, Sally, Jim.
In which Caroline's waters break.13 - 403 BUS (and environs) - Night
Caroline, Sally, Jim, Leon, Alex, Nurse, Doctor, Wino, Gorillagram, Gardener (Babysham), Chris, Neuro-Surgeon, Tailor, Undertaker, Busty Woman, Frenchman, Percy.
In which Caroline has a baby, suggesting that the shark has been well and truly jumped.14 - OU STUDIO
Babysham.
In which Babysham considers the eight fold path.15 - RED LION PH / CINEMA - Night
Babysham, Caroline, Percy, Leon, Alex, Sally, Jim, Siddor, Narrator.
In which Jim faces his destiny/dad head on.16 - LORRY - Night
Narrator, Caroline, Babysham, Jim, Leon, Sally, Percy, Alex.
In which our heroes travel to Hull to reach Anna before Siddor does.17 - IMMINGHAM DOCKS - Night
Anna.18 - LORRY - Morning
Sid Waddelle, Leon, Tony Green, Caroline, Sally, Babysham.
In which our heroes train for the big battle.19 - LORRY - Day
Babysham, Leon, Jim, Sally, Alex, Caroline, Alan.20 - HUMBER / ANNA'S BLOCK - Evening
Siddor, Stripping Woman, Abused Woman, Chris Lazarenko, Bessie, Mime Troupe, Anna, Jim, Alex, Sally, Caroline, Leon, Babysham, Alan, Craig.
In which two siblings are reunited, and our perspectives of the universe are challenged slightly.1 - GLITZY THEATRE - EveningEpisode 8 - T-N-G:
Narrator, Audience, A-Ha, Gus, Gordon, Berlin.2 - LUCASFILM STYLE COMPACTING CHAMBER
Rod, Jane.
In which Rod and Jane get squished.3 - FARM - Day
William G. Stewart, Laura, Bessie, Brian Cant, J3PO, Atoo, Petra, Sarah Wriggly.
In which Petra gets brained.4 - OU STUDIO
Han, Fred Harris, AX3, Johnny Ball, Berlin, Omra, Yoga, Steph, Bad Influence.5 - INDUSTRIAL WASTELAND (intercut) - Night
John, Tubs of Margerine.6 - STARSHIP TONKA
Midge, Yvette, Elsie, Ivy, Carl, Death, Dale Winton, Disco Dancing Aliens, Walsh, Fridge, Che F, Mary, Narrator.7 - ANNA'S FLAT - Night
Anna, Craig, Jim, Sally, Caroline, Alex, Leon, Alan, Babysham, Percy, Turkey.
In which our heores partake in something of a last supper.8 - BELGIUM - Day
Bond, Karen, Woman, Man, Pidgeons, Sam, Old French Harridan, Jim, Leon, Alex, Caroline, Percy, Sally, Babysham, Anna, Alan, Daevid, Yoni.
In which our heroes lives hang temporarily in the balance.9 - DESERT ISLAND - Day
Stan, Rita, Baboons, Bush Babies, Beetles, Ants, Mitch.
In which we learn a little of the fate of Mitch Carabina.10 - GOODRICKE COLLEGE - Day
Ant, Jim2, Esteban, Jemimah, Cleaning Lady.12 - MONTAGE
Nicholas Parsons.13 - STUDIO
Tomy, Economics.14 - THE FRIZZARD HOUSE / HEAVEN / CAVERN (continuous) - Night
Igor, Alana, Frizzard, Peter Simon, Pontius Pilate, Roy W., God, Narrator.
In which Frizzard gets on the wrong side of God.15 - HOLIDAY VILLA - Day
Conman, AV Woman, Jim, Leon, Alex, Caroline, Percy, Sall, Babysham, Anna, Alan.
In which Conman and A/V Woman are persuaded on-side.16 - CAVERN
Frizzard, Voice (Stew), Scantily Clad Women.
In which Frizzard learns of his punishment.17 - WALMGATE STRAY
Narrator, Siddor, AV Woman, Conman, Jim, Alex, Leon, Caroline, Sally, Alan, Babysham, Chris, Anna, Percy.
In which our heroes prove ill-prepared for their final confrontation.18 - CAVERN
Jim, Alex, Caroline, Percy, Babysham, Anna, Sally, Alan, Chris, Stew, Lucy, Robert Wyatt, Demons.
In which we learn of our heroes' fates.19 - MORTUARY - Night
Morticians, Barnie.20 - YORK UNIVERSITY - Day
Students, Moorhen, Ducks, Coots, Geese, Seagulls, Fish.
In which we learn that all is not well in York.21 - COTTAGE - Day
Anna, Craig, Narrator.22 - ABADONNA HOTEL and environs - Night
Waiter, Alan, Woman.23 - ABADONNA HOTEL - Night
Jim, Caroline, Tim.24 - CITY-SCAPE AND HOTEL ENVIRONS - Night
Babysham, Woman, Willow.25 - TOWER - Night
Alex, Alana, Blackbird.26 - BADDERSLEY CLINTON - Day
Caroline, Jim, Percy.27 - NORTH YORKSHIRE - Sunset / Night / Morning (timelapse)
Sally, Zed, Geese, Badgers, Pat (Walsh), Windy Miller (Siddor).28 - MONTAGE
Chris, G-Men, Sai.1 - DARK STREETS - NightEpisode 9 - Tardis Down:
Babysham, A Figure (Malcolm McLaren), Shady Figure.2 - CINEMA - Night
Manager, Dave Dee Trellis.3 - NORTH YORKSHIRE - Night
Indian Woman, Asian Man (intercut), A-Ha.4 - GLITZY THEATRE - Night
A-Ha.5 - WENTWORTH COLLEGE - Day
Young Woman, Throng of Students, Gaggle of Geese.
In which it is seen that the goose threat persists.6 - NORTH YORKSHIRE / GREAT HALL OF CALVADOS (continuous) - Night
Alan, Blind Old Woman, Leon, Alex, Alana, Sally, Zed, Chris, Sai, Babysham, Willow, Anna, Craig, JimFS, Caroline, Copy Jim, Copy Caroline.
In which the cast are reunited and it is seen that Jim and Caroline got invited twice.7 - SKARO - Day
The Doctor (JimTB), Sarah-Michelle, Daleks, Goose.
In which we see that Doctor Who is somehow tied into all this mess.8 - GREAT HALL OF CALVADOS - Night
Leon, Alex, Alana, Sally, Zed, Chris, Sai, Babysham, Willow, Anna, Craig, JimFS, Caroline, Copy Jim, Copy Caroline, Jeremy.
In which Leon explains the plot, and Alan is a little ill.9 - THE BARBICAN - Day
JimCE, Jeremy, JimFS, Caroline, Leon, Sally, Zed, Anna, Craig, Chris, Sai, Alan, Alex, Alana, Babysham, Willow.
In which it is seen that Jim's Timelord status may end up causing us all headaches.10 - CENTRAL HALL
Geese.11 - CINEMA
Manager.12 - VANBRUGH COLLEGE / GOODRICKE COLLEGE (continuous) - Day
Four Geese, Leon, Sally, Zed.13 - MEDIEVAL HESLINGTON - Day
Two Farmers, Two Men In Black, Mrs Pabblecock.
In which we learn a little of the history of York University.14 - GOODRICKE COLLEGE - Day
Leon, Sally, Zed.15 - LAYERTHORPE STRAY - Day
Jeremy, Caroline, JimFS, The Doctor (JimTB), Sarah-Michelle.16 - FULFORD INGS - Day
Alex, Alana, Babysham, Willow, Little Mole.
In which Babysham goes exploring and gets into a tight place.17 - YORK TOWN CENTRE - Day
Anna, Craig, Alan, Monk 1.
In which Alan meets a Monk, and then disappears.18 - RIVER OUSE / RIVER FOSS (continuous) - Late Afternoon
Craig, Anna, Chris, Sai, Ducks, Rowing Team, Moorhens, Asian Boy, Mother.
In which there is a dramatic water chase.19 - WENTWORTH COLLEGE - Evening
Leon, Sally, Zed.
In which Leon organises a spaceship hunt.20 - FULFORD INGS - Evening
Craig, Anna, Willow, Babysham, Alex, Alana.
In which Babysham is left alone in his tight place.21 - THE BARBICAN - Night
Alan, Monk 1.
In which Alan joins a cult.22 - LAYERTHORPE STRAY - Night
JimCE.23 - YMCA - Night
The Doctor (JimTB), Sarah-Michelle, JimFS, Jeremy, Caroline, Blatant Homosexuals, Young Men.
In which we learn that Jim is "Doctor Who".24 - WOODLAND - Night
Chris, Sai, Geese.
In which Chris and Sai get captured by geese.25 - JB MORRELL LIBRARY - Night
Leon, Sally, Zed.26 - THE BARBICAN - Night
Monks, Masked Monk (Ant), Alan.
In which it is shown that The Barbican is a spaceship that is seemingly powered by blood.27 - YMCA - Night
Jeremy, JimFS, JimTB, Sarah-Michelle, Caroline.28 - LAYERTHORPE STRAY / TARDIS (continuous) - Night
Jeremy, JimFS, JimTB, Sarah-Michelle, Caroline, JimCE.
In which three Jims share a phone-box.29 - THE BARBICAN CAR PARK - Night
Leon, Sally, Zed, Anna, Craig, Willow, Alana, Alex, Manager.
In which one spaceship is lost and another found.30 - CENTRAL HALL
Davina, Masked Monk (Ant), Geese, Monks, JimFS, JimTB, JimCE, Caroline, Sarah-Michelle, Jeremy, Leon, Sally, Anna, Craig, Willow, Zed, Alex, Alana, JimAH, Jim2, Esteban, Alan, Craig, Sai, Dalek-Geese, Brian Tufano.
In which there is a lot of fighting and everybody dies.31 - MI7 / MONTAGE / FULFORD INGS (continuous) (intercut) - Dawn
Karen, Percy, Babysham.
In which everyone in the whole world dies.32 - THE BARBICAN (1985) - Day
JimCE, Ant.
In which Ant steals a Tardis.33 - GOODRICKE COLLEGE - Day
Barnie, Ant.
In which it is seen that Leon lied back in Episode One.1 - STARGATE - NightIndex
Announcer.2 - GOODRICKE COLLEGE - Day
Geese Men, Narrator, Leon, Alan, Midge, Alex.
In which we find ourselves back in a familiar location.3 - GOODRICKE COLLEGE - Day
Narrator, Alan, Alex, Midge, Leon, JimCE, Chris, Economics, Stew, Babysham, Anna.4 - STARGATE - Night / BOOKSHOP - Day (continuous)
Babysham, Alan, Older Alan, Corpse Alan, Stew, Alex, Leon.
In which Babysham makes himself some custard, and Alex tries to sell a book.5 - BOOKSHOP - Day
Stew, Leon, Alex, Chronicle of Enderon.6 - STARGATE - Night
Babsham, Baby Alan, Child Alan, Alan, JimAH, Sarah.
In which Babysham and Alan meet some old friends.7 - CENTRAL HALL
Alex, Zed, Ant, JimAH, Dalek-Geese, JimFS, JimTB, Caroline, Sally, Anna, Craig, Willow, Alana, Jim2, Esteban, Alan, Craig, Sai.
In which we are treated to some second hand footage of everyone dying.8 - STARFIELD / DISCOVERY (continuous)
JimAH, JimPD (Rod), AX3.
In which Jim regenerates again, and winds up looking like someone we knew from before.9 - DISCOVERY
JimPD, Midge, Ivy, AX3.10 - DISCOVERY / TARDIS
JimPD, AX3, Leon.
In which Jim / Rod comes across another familiar face.11 - LAVERTHORPE STRAY - Day
JimFS, Caroline, Jeremy, Leon, JimPD, JimTB, Sarah.
In which previous events are revised and much confusion begins to ensue.12 - THE BARBICAN - Evening/Night
Alan, Monks, Masked Monk (Ant), JimPD, Leon, JimFS, Caroline, JimTB, Sarah, Esteban, Jim2, Jeremy, Babysham, Willow, Alex, Alana, Craig, Anna, Second JimTB, JimCE, Second Alex, Stew.
In which everyone congregates on the stage of the Barbican to try and sort out what's going on.14 - STARGATE - Night
Babysham, Alan.15 - TARDIS - Night
JimAH, Leon, Stew, Alex, Alana, Ant, Sarah, Babysham, Alan.
In which the next part of the storyline is established.16 - F34 - Dawn
Babysham, Alan.17 - TARDIS DOWN - Day
JimAH, Leon, Stew, Alex, Ant, Sarah, Babysham, Alan, Squirrels.
In which our heroes resolve to balance out the gender quota by picking up some women on a strange planet.18 - F34 - Night
JimAH, Leon, Stew, Alex, Ant, Sarah, Babysham, Alan, JimPD, JimSD.
In which the potential for danger is established.19 - F34 - Dawn
JimAH, Leon, Stew, Alex, Ant, Babysham, Alan, Sarah, JimSD.
In which Alex gets shot, and a position of detente emerges.